November 2009
31 posts
Happy Halloween! Getting my gypsy garb & make-up on as I prepare to go into the tarot tent at a private party & give readings all night!
October 2009
33 posts
I’m making a special Halloween appearance tonight! Call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST for ur free psychic reading. www.secondshiftshow.com
Britney, your parents aren’t paying for you to get a degree in mixology! Belly up to your books, not the bars!
Natasha, ur fiance will pop the question when he gets back from his tour of duty. I c ur bridesmaids in yellow dresses, pale not bright!
Jolene, ur baby is waiting to be planted! GET ON IT!!!!
Jilly, don’t go looking for a new mountain, look at your old mountain man with new eyes! He’s worth the climb!
Tara, u and ur hubby r fighting but u both have sweet teeth…buy a BIG tub of Halloween candy, eat it, kiss & pass out on each other!
Look no further for Paranormal Activity! Call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST for ur free psychic reading. www.secondshiftshow.com
This Week's Favorite Testimonial
Hi Shirley. First of all, I enjoyed our session. Left on a real high note. My Mom and I had a wonderful talk on the way home about everything. Looking forward to my next session with you. Thank you. Oh! And guess what? My Mom woke up this morning and her pillows were literally leaking feathers!!!! And they never do that! Can you believe it. It was great! When you told me my Dad would...
Melissa, the adoption is going to go thru! Buy noseclips though, this baby is going to poo a lot! Watch those midnight feedings!
Balloon Boy! Tell ur parents 2 call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST 4 a freebie reading. I have LOTS of predictions for them! psychicshirley.com
Deena, dump that guy! Right now! You deserve better. Remember, it takes two to tangle & your dance card will be full enough without him.
Sara, your old man is going to knock u up on a road trip to New Hampshire! Load up on Barry White CDs and honk if you love Psychic Shirley!
Jessie, your niece is going to deliver her baby tonight just after midnight! Get off the phone and get ur butt on a plane! Congrats!
Bree, I like the guy you met online! You haven’t met him yet so I want you to know he’s hairy. You two can wax poetic & other’s body parts!
Kaylee, it’s a boy! i don’t care if your hubby has 10 sisters - IT’S A BOY!!! When your water breaks, so will the girl streak!!!
Rikki, he’s not Mr. Right…he’s just Mr. Right NOW.
Kate, a cute boy in a brown leather jacket is going to approach you in the library. He will make you forget your old, stinky boyfriend!
Happy Halloween month, sweet spirits! Call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST for ur free psychic reading. www.secondshiftshow.com
Pam, tell your boyfriend to stop eating on the job or he’ll lose it!
Weird energies out there. Drive carefully, my friends. Me feels potential fender benders and wayward pedestrians.
Brett Favre, call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST for your free psychic reading. www.secondshiftshow.com Your Dad wants to talk to you!
Amy, I see a husband, a new home AND a baby girl in your future! Just make sure you get the ring & carpet before you get the rugrat!
Vikki, u r very smart, compassionate and worthy of love! Am I the first person to tell you that? Come here and let me stroke your aura!
Tasha, the loan will come through & you will not only get the house but you’ll add a second story! Just don’t let the in-laws move in! OY!
Lynn, sell your mobile home to the 2nd, CLASSY buyer. Just cuz you live in a trailer park doesn’t mean you have to sell to trailer trash!