May 2009
45 posts
Wes, Min’s spirit was in Central Park earlier this pm, sitting on a park bench w her Dad. She’s flying around with Neil right now. xo
Andrew, time to buy a new pair of glasses. Listen 2 Psychic Shirley! Ur look is outdated & u want to look ur best when HE comes knocking!
April 2009
51 posts
Penelope Cruz, Psychic Shirley says there is a pink rose growing in ur garden that has no thorns. Mama Nature grew it just 4 u. Lovely.
Leonard Cohen, Psychic Shirley says tap the keyboard w grace or u will sprain ur middle finger! U r the way of the peaceful poet.
Barbra Streisand, Psychic Shirley says watch ur back when you take out the trash…let Jim do the heavy lifting! xo
Bruce Vilanch, I’m envisioning a blankie made up of all your cool clean t-shirts sewn together. Wash them first, ok? I love you forever.
Reese, Psychic Shirley says he wants to read to you. Make it a nightly ritual. You’ll sleep like the angel you are.
Paulina, Psychic Shirley says your boots are made for walkin’ & that’s what you should do…a new love awaits u on the hill & he wears blue!
Jake! Psychic Shirley says u were a fierce warrior in a past life & ur tummyaches r karmic payback. Relish the pain, u r healing ur soul!
Hannah G, pls use that torch you carry to shine a light on your inner cave and read the writing on THOSE walls. Connect to the one in red.
Hey, female “M” name, you are one hot tamale! Psychic Shirley says you should feed him by hand and he will grant all your wishes!
Hey, Hugh Grant! Psychic Shirley says pack up your beach blanket and get back to work! The frown lines aren’t so bad! Nice script coming.
Hey, Robin Wright! Psychic Shirley says today is a great today for you to go for a bike ride! Take the hubby with u if you can…
Hey, Lisa with an “s”, NOT Liza with a “z”! The songwriter can’t always b the singer. Stick w what ur brilliant at! xo, Psychic Shirley
Antonio! Psychic Shirley says quit mourning your lost locks, shave your head and get back to work! Great script coming your way!
Melanie, no mo’ cosmetic procedures! Time for ur inner beauty 2 shine! Trust me as I trust the words that flow thru me! xo, Psychic Shirley
Hey, Carrie Fisher: Psychic Shirley says eat more beets. It will help with the sugar cravings. Don’t go into the dark, turn delights on!
Hey, Sean! Psychic Shirley says practice safe sex! She’s trying to have your baby and how are you going to explain THAT one to your wife???
Psychic shout out for Victor: you are going to buy new running shoes. Get the ones with the red trim!
Heather, head over to the stairs in SM. A sandy-haired man climbs w u, transfixed by your butt. He offers water and a night to remember.
LaToya, trim your trees! Psychic Shirley says no one is hiding in them trying to take your picture anymore!
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Melanie or “M” name, seduction is borne from inner beauty not from the blackest black mascara…
Monday, April 13th…Girlfriend, he’s...
Yes but I predict it makes u constipated
today’s psychic message is for an “M” name. Your new boss has a large butt, suggesting a lot of deskwork. Try to do YOUR work standing up!
psychic message for Robin…wish him well, he’s in his own hell now. ‘Twas beauty killed the beast.
psychic/medium Shirley is looking for Mickey Rourke Loki wants to talk
Marisa Tomei, Psychic/Medium Shirley here…sometimes it IS just black and white…and I’m not talking about cookies here!
Drew Barrymore, Psychic/Medium Shirley here…your Grandpa John wants you to know that he’s proud of your work in GREY GARDENS!
Susie, it’s okay… Come out, come out, whoever you are! My psychic prediction is that today’s the day to embrace yourSELF!
Guy, put that tube of neosporin back on the CVS shelf. Now walk over to the gal w the glasses on & ask her to kiss ur boo boo. All better?
breaking news…psychic prediction…22% of US citizens will be filing extensions tomorrow.
The big one is coming, Jessica, and I’m NOT talking about an earthquake (though that’s just around the riverbend, too!
Lady D, this psychic message is for you! The love of your life is shopping at your local Trader Joe’s right now! Mascara on? GO!
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“M” name - you’re not pregnant…it really IS just indigestion!
Someone with a “T” name - your right shoelace is untied! Tie it now or you’re going to trip over that loose rock!
Howie Mandel, tell your agent that you want to audition for the role of Bert the Chimney Sweep in the remake of MARY POPPINS!
I have a vision for you, Lindsay. Your next love will be a young man. No more women for you for now. (He’s about 5’ 9”)
This prediction is for a man named Brian. You will rescue a cat today. Make sure you look up at every tree you pass and u will see it.
predicting that a female with an “L” name is driving a car that’s leaking oil. Check driveway for stains, “L” girls! Cute guy will help u!
seeing someone’s spinster Aunt choking on a gefilte fish bone at a seder tonight! U know the Heimlich and you will save her! Ptoo ptoo ptoo
Hey you! The checker who just charged me 4 bux for that fictional sbux macchiatto at Albertson’s! Karma is going to kick you in the butt!
Hey, YOU, looking for that candy bar you tossed in the trash last night? Leave it be! Psychic Shirley says it’s your heart that’s hungry.
Wake up, little Susie and smell the coffee! Go to work today with a smile and get the job done! I predict no pink slips if you do!
I predict that you, and you know who YOU are, will flirt with a handsome stranger wearing tortoise-rimmed glasses this evening.
Jersey Boy, are you listening? She’s talking to the moon wishing for a call from you. You’ve got her number..do it…in EXACTLY 5 minutes!
dipping my finger in saltwater as I predict another earthquake in the Salton Sea sometime in the next 8 days.
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