July 2009
40 posts
Ranita, take ur dog 2 a new park, let go of the leash accidentally on purpose. The first leg he bites will be ur man. Bring Neosporin..
Brandi, don’t move in with him until you have a wedding date…trust me on this one…
Just posted last week’s radio show at www.shirleylipner.com Hop over there and listen to the fun!
Anthony, get down on your knees and beg her to come back!! Flowers, jewels, candy - whatever it takes!
Call 888-966-4448 for ur free psychic reading with me at 8pm PST. You have 1 hour to call! www.secondshiftshow.com
Listen as Grant cowers in fear when Alan gets him...
I’m on the air now! Call for a free reading! 888-966-4448
I will be taking your calls for a free psychic reading at 8pm PST tonight. Phone 888-966-4448 with your question! www.secondshiftshow.com
Hey Arnold! Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again!
Alan Kabel is disciplining Grant!! on the air! LOL!!!!
Deb, adopt that baby you ache for. The years that follow will be magical and your 15 yr old will share in raising her with love and joy.
Take the job, Angel! Listen to mellow music during the long commute and slap yourself every 5 minutes to stay awake! xo
Attention radio show listeners…please don’t call in if you’ve been drinking! Psychic Shirley can’t do readings if you’re drunk!
Casey, your new job will have you sitting at a desk in front of a BIG window!
Elaine, Psychic Shirley says one of your students is going to become a famous pianist who will someday thank you at the Grammy awards! xo
Highlights from Monday’s show just posted! www.shirleylipner.com
Highlights from Monday’s Show (July 15th) ...
Rachel, Psychic Shirley says may you get to the end of your rope…and QUICKLY!
Goodnight, Second Shift Show listeners! I’ll be back next Mon night to take ur questions. Until then, stay connected & awake at the wheel!
Gina, he’s cheating on you! Why do you want him back?! KICK THE MOTHER F’ER TO THE CURB!!! A man with an “E” name is heading your way…
Jennifer, look at him as if he’s a total stranger…does your gut say YES or NO? If it’s a NO, then move on baby!
Juanita, you need a break from this relationship…he has way too much emotional baggage. Maintain a friendship only with him for now.
www.secondshiftshow.com Listen online at 8pm & twang along 2 country music between readings or catch highlights at www.shirleylipner.com
Christie, Psychic Shirley says your online honey is hiding something from you - at least one child! He’s a sweetie, though…
Trish, Psychic Shirley says sell ice cream!
Carrie, Psychic Shirley says your ex is dragging his feet because he still has feelings for you!
Janice, go back to work and save your money. You will need to pay for a good lawyer.
will be taking YOUR calls 2nite for a free psychic reading! Call 888-96NIGHT at 8pm PST. I’ll be on the air for 1 hour only! Fun vibes!
just posted new audio from June 15th radio show…www.shirleylipner.com Great questions, predictions & advice. FUNNY, too! Love you, Alan!
Forgot to post this show from June 15th! Better...
BRUNO is hysterically funny. Great companion piece to BORAT.
One day at a time.
“L” girl, psychic shirley sez make believe it’s the first time. It is the first time isn’t it?
I’ve never been so close to a brush fire! Flames are licking the sky to the east of me. Heading down Tigertail in a few.
I’m one canyon away from a raging brush fire right now!!! Sepulveda pass on fire.
Standing in checkout line at vicente foods next to David Arquette. Disheveled. Cute. Sexy. Sweet. .
Studmuffin and I are enjoying our staycation sashimi at Nagao.
Lunching in the sun outside mrs winston’s with Bonnie. Lovely
Giving my first psychic reading via Skype this afternoon! Fun getting camera ready!
Watching MJ memorial service. He had to pass young so he can live forever