September 2009
35 posts
U just broke the fast now break the blues. Call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST for your free psychic reading. www.secondshiftshow.com.
Veronica, 8 years with the man and no ring? Move on! I see a man named Tony in your future and he’s a real tiger!
Kay, your house will sell in January if you present it as a home.
Kat, keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them!
Gayle, accept that some days you’re the pigeon & some days you’re the statue! Now get a towel, wipe yourself down & start all over again!
Joan, your son will be living with his grandma next year. Don’t be surprised if she turns up on Facebook!
A Thank You from Laurie K
Hey Shirley- Thanks so much for the reading today. It made me start to analyze everything. Which is typical for me. Just an FYI…I was telling my husband all about it and suddenly it hit me. His mom died a year ago. I think that was her today. You asked if I had anyone who ended with an “la”. I couldn’t think of anyone but I realized after that Dave’s...
Here are the highlights from last week’s...
Chelsea don’t go back to that man! Remember why you left…nothing has changed…not even his sheets!
Amber, he’s going to propose! One of his guides just told one of my guides. Oops, that was supposed to be a secret!
Brandon, u r going to meet a lively redhead…sometime in the next 6 months to 6 years. I promise!
DWTS is back tonight & so am I! Call 888-966-4448 at 8pm PST for your free psychic reading. www.secondshiftshow.com Come dance with me!
DJ, you are going to meet a smart blonde who is going to become the mother of your children. I don’t know her name but it’s NOT Amanda.
Kelsey, yes there’s a man in ur future!! Every flower blossoms when ready & Mr. Bee is coming to taste ur honey. Get out to the garden!
Amanda, it’s ok to b alone. Why be in a relationship that doesn’t work? You’ll still be lonely but you’ll have twice the amount of laundry!
The waiting is over, my fun-loving friends. Here...
Melanie, you are going to adopt a boy. Snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Be prepared for the challenge & don’t buy any NEW FURNITURE!!
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Colby, I see a spring wedding 4 u. Calm down, why be nervous now? There’s plenty of time for that AFTER you’re married & his Mom moves in!
Britney, bring the landlord to be a basket of fresh baked cookies and the lease will be yours!
Natasha, fights happen. Your boyfriend is precious. It takes a lot of grinding for an oyster to make a pearl.
Chad, u r going to be the hottest firefighter/paramedic in the Bay area! If I were unconscious, I would want u to resuscitate me! SIZZLE!
Shelly, you are going to get pregnant and have a baby girl! Do me a favor and don’t call her Shirley!
Robin, you are going to rock the medical assistant world! Not only will u get the job but u r going to move because of it. Pack bandages!
Awwwww...a new testimonial!
Shirley,
I just want to thank you for last night. I think I hit a major breakthrough.
Thank you so much, along with having an amazing gift as a psychic, you’re so insightful and kind. And one of the best cheerleaders I’ve ever met.
I have you have a beautiful day today.
With so much gratitude and thanks,
Julie
Here are the highlights from the 8/31/09 show. ...
Psychic Shirley says that’s not u it’s ur family. Live the difference, fair-haired man.
Smoking one-eyed Serb on my curb… your jaundiced eye cries out for a nicotine patch.
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Jules, 50 dates in 6 months? Really? It must b the free dinners cuz it ain’t the conversation. Girlfriend, u r just not ready 2 meet HIM!
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Tammy, I see that u manage a store and they love you there. A promotion is on its way to you. A gift from the universe for your good work!
Natasha, I had a stalker once. Do what I did…marry him and then he’ll lose interest. xo
Natasha, u c this guy, this guy’s in love with u. He wants u to be his babies’ mama & he won’t flinch when u walk all over him. GRAB HIM!
Jennifer, he sees you as a friend. Not what u want. Why do u insist on choosing Mr. Wrong when there are so many Mr. Rights out there??